8th Nov 2017, 9:00 PM
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How d'ya like that? Wonder if the Shrimp Apple's any nicer? In the Crazy Forest, things tend to be quite literal! These crab apples put up quite a fight, but luckily, Bubble's a seasoned pro!
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JPKeslensky (Guest)
OK young turkeys all gather near,
we have a story that you need to hear,
as Thanksgiving time will be here soon
and you get ladled with a big basting spoon.
Tossed in a bag and stuffed in the end,
birds without feathers in need of a friend.
It's holiday time and your turn is near
so huddle in the corner and shiver in fear.

A turkey's life is one of feeding
for food like grains there is no needing
the farmer wants the fowl to be fat
because that's where most of the profits are at
all of this is aimed at an important day
for farmers certainly do work for pay
You cook the turkey to eat on Thanksgiving
to help the agricultural lobby to make their living.

The economy runs on filling your table
we need you to buy as much as your able
pies and cakes and plates full of yams
and even a backup couple of hams

Corn bread and dressing and green beans too
the more you buy the bigger our stew
So please open your wallet and shell out the dough
it helps to feed millions of people you don't even know.
--- Thanks For Giving ! ---